Hmm, this is so much fun, maybe I should regularly post ridiculous poetry every Tuesday! Would that brighten your day? Or would it make you want to swallow a pack of ball-point pens, since that is more fun than reading my poetry every Tuesday?
Whatever your feelings, you're not escaping this week's installation of Bad Spammer Robot Word-Pairing Haikus.
"Nuisance Excuses"
I taught eighth graders.
They were pros at giving me
Nuisance excuses.
"Fountain Mayflower"
See the old ship there
By the fountain? Mayflower
the Third is its name.
"Thomson That"
I don't know the man
Whose name is on Thomson House,
But they sell cheap beer.
"Bickle No"
Who is the guy called
Sargeant Bickle? No way to
know why I know him.
And one from yours truly:
My wallet left me
Like a lover scorned, for an
unknown jerkface thief.
Seriously though: Sargeant Bickle? Why do I know that name?
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